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the birdbath

The act of stretching your scrotum into a bowl shape while in the shower with a woman, then filling it with water and having her get down on her knees and drink from it.
Bro, I totally made her drink from the birdbath in the shower this morning.
by KeepItBasic March 28, 2010
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BirdBath

Cumming and Shitting at the exact same time
Adam couldn't help himself and birdbathed as soon as Juan came out of the bathroom.
by Trainius M November 1, 2018
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heavy birdtation

extreme vaginal discharge. yeast infection 10 fold. if sexed, often accompanied by vaginal farts
can't have sex this week with my girl.

why?

she's got some heavy birdtation and i dont feel like fucking slimer.
by guinness camel March 6, 2011
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birdwatcher

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.
That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?
by gialei July 20, 2008
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Birdwatching

To swallow a man's ejaculate.
Think of the birds that visit San Juan Capistrano every year (hint: they are swallows).
Jay: Have you been with that girl at the club yet?
Bob: Not yet. Does she birdwatch?
by Renee November 12, 2003
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birdbath

n.

1.) To quickly bathe or shower, following the example of a bird, hence the name. Does not involve soap or shampoo, simply water. Typically done after strenuous activity causes one to sweat, and thusly, stink.

2.) To wash one's penis in a sink, in the situation that one might 'get lucky' that night and is worried that their penis may have a strange or unpleasant odor. So called because of the reference to bird meaning genitalia.
1.) OH shit I just shoveled 18 inches of snow and forgot deodorant. I'd best go and have a birdbath.

2.)OH shit, this chick said YES to go back to my place. I'd better go to the restroom and have a birdbath.
by ODDZandEVENsos March 18, 2007
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birdwatching

BBBJTC and she swallows.
Does she do birdwatching?
by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005
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