blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

by LDL1 September 22, 2016

Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

by LDL1 September 19, 2016

Bloation

To eat and drink in excess so much on vacation that your stomach gets bloated..

Dude, I ate and drank so much on the first day of vacation that I got “bloation”…..

by Marcdfordeath007 June 17, 2021

blowcational School

An institute which focuses solely on the the art of giving a blowjob. A student will gain both the art of presentation and technical skills to master the most advanced techniques of felatio. This course will show how to barter for proper compensation of service while striving to improve humanity and quality of life as a whole. Advanced Jengineering classes are offered to those who seek dominance and recognition as a certified throatGOAT.

Jen struggled to pass her SAT and placement testing her senior year leaving her no choice but to follow her dream of attending Blowcational School after graduation.

by Pedro freshcobar April 1, 2022

Blowcation

A location that is ideal for giving a blow job.

"Think we just stumbled upon a new blowcation in this gloriously, dark in this parking lot, sweetie. Take off your pants!"

by ladysmut August 22, 2009

blowcation

1. A euphemism for blowjob, but for those who enjoy the act, and therefore do not view it as a "job."
2. A way for men to enhance the marketability of the act that is unsavory to some women.

"Rough day at the office? Honey, you look like you could use a blowcation."

by gruntumolani November 1, 2011

blowcation

Same as saying blowjob while both, making the experience sound less like a job and more like a vacation.

Tonight you can rest your pussy and give me a blowcation.

by wilderman February 16, 2017