Douche Baggie

One who is very small in physical stature but makes up for it by being an extreme douchebag

Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"

Douche Baggie by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008

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i put my weed in a baggie

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tea baggie

1) The person on the recieving end of a Tea Bagging.

2) Opposite of a tea bagger

When someone is being tea bagged it means that another person is putting their balls in that persons mouth. The person committing the bagging is then known as the Tea bagger and the person recieving the bagging is known as the tea baggie.

"So, I told Melissa last night that I wanted to make her my tea baggie...but you know...she didn't want my balls on her face"

tea baggie by No r. September 16, 2008

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Baggie jumper

A baggie jumper is a large portion of the girls in pine county mn they jump from guy to guy who ever has the biggest baggie of meth for the week is her man

Bro r u for real u must have a big bag I see u have the baggie jumper this week

Baggie jumper by Arliss88 February 2, 2021