a big red

To shit on someones car. After shitting, to proceed to rub doodoo around the car with ones own hand.

Last night I pulled a big red and shit on someones car.

by Mr. McFanny September 26, 2006

Big Red

The chewing gum Ricky Bobby promotes in "Talladega Nights"

If you don't chew Big Red, then F**k You

by cotton5817 August 20, 2009

BIG RED

WWE Superstar that has the most deformed face ever, 648 pounds, 8ft tall, and loves to ride motorcycles. He is every kids favorite hero. He also killed Captain America. He is Hayden's and Jace's role model. He is the Incredible Hulk's Father. He can be an asshole sometimes. Nick remastered him this year after being dead for 100 years. He literally ran over Seth Rollins on his debut at Wrestlemania 32. BIG RED and Brayden are best friends

BIG RED tipped over the bus when he stepped on the first step. - Nick

BIG RED loves to help kids with homework! :) - Brayden
BIG RED is an asshole! - Hayden

Fuck BIG RED - Jace

by Glitch King :p September 21, 2017

Big Red

Aiden

Bro is that a bear?
Nah that's just Big Red

by Eon47 April 6, 2021

Big Red

Big Red is what I call my dick when I wear a penis ring that makes my cock engorge and turn red.

The last cadet to suck Big Red was Matt!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

a big red

a red head who doesn't shave...in the crotch area

You wanna tap that? Shes a big red

I guess so....
Ill just have to plow my way through the firey forest to find her cave

by kellysue November 8, 2006

Big Red

Great hunter. Hogs squeal at the sound of his name. In the hunting community he is a wolf among sheep. He shoots fireballs from his eyes and lighting from his ass. Big Red makes William Wallace look like Boy George.

Look out it's Big Red!!

by TheManOfGirth November 5, 2017