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big nose big hose 

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)
Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.

Big Nose Money Stealer 

Subtle but not subtle way of calling someone a Jew.

Big Nose Syndrome 

A serious condition in where the subject has a fucking huge nose.
That Dylan has Big Nose Syndrome
That Dolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Donklin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doulon has Big Nose Syndrome
He has such a big nose!

Big Nose Calculator 

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
///38///
Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
///0///

Big Nose Down 

Refers to when a person with a big nose gets 'owned' in a computer game (Defense of the Ancients, Warcraft 3: TFT). This creates hysteria and people constantly cry this phrase until the person with the big nose is 're-spawned' or is somehow back in the game.
Michael the ugly shit cunt just got owned !! BIG NOSE DOWN !!
Big Nose Down by Michael OConnor January 8, 2008

BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN 

It's spider man but with a big nose! how humorous!
do you love BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN?
YES! BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN IS SO FUNNY!