Biffins bridge

The area between anus and vagina

I was aiming for the difficult brown but I was drunk and kept hitting the biffins bridge

by Season with dill January 29, 2020

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Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse

The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;

(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!

by Blakey Ridge September 24, 2005

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Biffin

Biffin or Biffing is the state of being chill or relaxed even when you’re under an immense amount of pressure or stress.

Raul: “Hey man how are you? Heard you failed the ACT.”
Dylan: “It’s all good, I’m straight biffin.”

by bigpapa q7 August 20, 2020

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Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023

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