Biffins bridge

The area between anus and vagina

I was aiming for the difficult brown but I was drunk and kept hitting the biffins bridge

by Season with dill January 29, 2020

Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse

The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;

(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!

by Blakey Ridge September 24, 2005

Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023

Biffin

Biffin or Biffing is the state of being chill or relaxed even when you’re under an immense amount of pressure or stress.

Raul: “Hey man how are you? Heard you failed the ACT.”
Dylan: “It’s all good, I’m straight biffin.”

by bigpapa q7 August 20, 2020

Biffin

A Scottish slang word meaning “hit” or “batter”

* does something bad *
“ you’ll get a biffin in a minute!!!”

by anonymous October 10, 2021

beter biffin

Similar to Beter Briffin, but with easier pronunciation and less cringe.

my homie Beter Biffin an i be boolin outside today

by nickgurr507 May 8, 2022