Baritone Saxophone

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.

"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."

by Rachel Fuckin Brown =] March 18, 2009

Baris

A turkish boy with an amazing voice, a very kind and helpful person.
He Gets all the girls because he's very hot and girls just can't resist him!

Girl1:Who's that guy over there, he's hot!
Girl2:Oh, that's Baris, my boyfriend he's amazing and has an wonderful voice!
Girl1:You're so lucky!

by Bensonboy July 17, 2009

bari sax

A the best saxophone in the family of saxs. It's the second largest and also considered to be a low woodwind. It has a very beautiful sound and if you're a girl and you play the bari sax, you can get any guy in band you want. Often you sit next to the funny tennor saxophone and tuba players. The best part of playing the baritone saxophone is when you get a rockin solo in Jazz Band.

OMG! Bre just hit Bob in the head with her bari sax!

Bari sax rox my sox!

by Bre April 25, 2005

baritone syndrome

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.

Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.

by Brian April 20, 2005

Baritone Guns

A unique example of guns. Baritone guns are acquired through the playing the marching baritone.

There are different stages to the development of them: High school, Advanced High School/College, Advanced College/Low DCI, and finally DCI.

For example, the advanced High School/College usually look similar to someone who between medium guns and small guns.

Depending on the person's hand orientation, on guns will usually develop a little larger than the other.

Dude, the trumpets never hold there horns up correctly. They need some baritone guns.

by orangerickymartin October 28, 2008

bari sax

The third largest instrument in the saxophone family, pitched in the key of E-flat one octave below the alto sax. Easily one of the sexiest instruments out there.

Found extensively in jazz and in 'band music'; can also be heard in the background music of many commercials and television shows.

by Callie Egnaro July 26, 2005

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A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018