borke

Broken in a sudden, unexpected manner at a critical time.

It's launch day and the webserver's fuckin BORKE

by gweasel January 29, 2009

borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

borkii

Swedish slang for being retarded.

"Hey, did you hear what Harry did?"

"Yeah, he's such a Borkii."

by BriefcaseWankerr May 28, 2016

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

Bjork

An extremely talented actress and singer who is absolutely beautiful. Her Icelandic culture, tied into her music, is very unique, making her a diamond in the rough! Her wardrobe may be funky, but it's unique.

Bjork inspires all with her music and acting!

by Anonymous March 19, 2005

björk

to be true the Icelandic word = a birch or small tree. To the Icelandic faerie = a sprite of absolute nature, power in a voice that encompasses the detriment of human behaviour...yet with power that would never do you harm in making a point. A Viking with no weapon, only a vocal boat to reach you. A pagan with poetry that can heal one's neuroses...if your phone's not off the hook (*all pun intended).

Björk help me in being a better person in the comfort of her broken voice that knows sweet intuition & empathy, by saying..."it's not be meant to be a strife, it's not meant to be a struggle up hill...you're trying too hard...undo" & "I can decide what I give, but it's not up to me
what I get given" Take sensibility in the fact that it's not up to you, but it's in our hands. Learn to simpifly complexity...that's being Björk.

by Beaujoga July 15, 2006

Bork

The speech of Gabe the Dog

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by poyoride February 8, 2017