Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

by NotABam October 10, 2017

isis beheading

something a kid in the back of the bus wanted you to look at in middle school at 7 am

“hey wanna see an isis beheading?”
“dude wtf is wrong with you”

by pacify;phan February 20, 2022

bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead

bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

beheading

A little bite on the nob, which, when penis is hard, a mark should be visible, this mark resembles a medieval beheading that has had to be repeated, giving it a to sectioned look (eg.--)

Man, yesterday this chick Lisa, she bitt down on my boy's cock, he said, it look like a beheading (aka beknobing), and it hurt like one too..

by P.M 19.95 November 11, 2009

beheading

A grammatically incorrect, ghetto-speak method of referring to a place where one is going currently.

Tyrone said, to his fellow thug homeboys, "I beheading to the projects, yo!"

by Deranged Sanity September 6, 2014

Bedhead

When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to crack the back of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump on the back of their head.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.

"That guy obviously pulled a bedhead. Check out that lump! AHA!"

by Yeah...I went there. And what? February 2, 2009