Beto

Beto is a clown,but yet very funny person. He makes the whole friend group laugh with a single face. He is a crackhead,skinny, fragile guy ,but is deep inside ready slap girls thighs.He is low key wanting to date, but doesn't want to tell his friends, since he can hoe around sometimes. Beto is a general funny guy with a great heart.

Ryan: *staring at beto
Beto: *staring back
Ryan:*starts laughing like crazy
Ryan: "omg beto is so funny, I can't , stop making me smile I swear Iwill punch you"

by iamlowkeysad October 17, 2019

Beto

The next President of the United States.

The opponent Donald fears the most is Beto.

by STSEnterprises December 1, 2018

Beto

Some dumbass nigga who swears he from USA LMAOA

Beto is some weird nigga who thinks rona is fake and is broke bc of casinos

by BIG CUCK October 20, 2020

beto

it means big fat juicy ass

your beto is very big

by ahmed shawky November 17, 2020

Beto

He got cheated on but then he drank lots of chocolate milk to cope with his sadness and now he's a tall king. He looks like Edgar and is very ghetto. He is an angry crier. He doesn't like to shower so he's a bit tan. He is a businessman who will give you a nice cut.

Damm beto got me looking fresh now.

by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022

Beto

Gaelic slang for monkey pox

He went to an all male dogging party at car park and picked up a nasty case of beto.

by BetoMale September 1, 2022

Beto

Beto is the most amazing engineer in the world. He's so good at kissing ass, he basically becomes part of David at this point. Everyone loves him and he makes everyone laugh with his broken English.

Beto not Betho

by P-dizzle September 15, 2022