beta male

Bay-tuh may-ul: An XY chromosome hominid without dominant gender expressions. Generally shorter, smaller, and less imposing than their larger, and more aggressive, Alpha counterparts. Often found in occupations and roles that require no spine or testicular fortitude. A liberal male. Sometimes camouflaged with alpha clothing or verbal expressions but lacking in true male behavior (sometimes confused with a lesbian or an XX feminist). An urbanite or hipster-Democrat.

"After protesting all afternoon, Roland and the other beta males went to Starbucks for a quick no-foam, half-caf, soy latte"

beta male by Gronk the destroyer March 11, 2017

Beta Male

To be a bitch like male

a beta male in all entirety. To be a female in a male body . To have your wife be more of a man than you.

Eg - sash is a major beta male

Beta Male by Basedgodofbaseness April 24, 2015

Beta Male

You.
A beta male is someone who has characteristics of a female, e.g. you.

Me: Look at that beta male searching for the definition of beta male. Pathetic.

Beta Male by ihfsdihaoifd March 7, 2022

Beta Male

A male that submits to the girlfriend he just so happens to have.

Mark is such a beta male, he started to doze off because his girlfriend started scratching his head.

Beta Male by It's me Jasper December 5, 2019

beta male

A man who is obsessed with trying to convince everyone around him that he is an alpha male. Beta males are the most violent and aggressive of all men. Prisons are filled with beta males. A true alpha male never needs to convince anyone, doesn't care if he is one, and might not even know it. The genuine admiration and respect that a man receives from other men, due to his good character, intelligence, and leadership, is what makes an alpha male. Beta males will never attain alpha status by demeaning other men. Women who are attracted to beta males share the same poor character and low self esteem.

beta male: "do you want me to go beat up that creepy guy that keeps trying to talk to you?"
woman: "sure"

beta male by iyhnALEX April 21, 2014

Beta Male

A man that is unsure what to do next, yet willing to do it, whatever it may be. Usually a man that is waiting for direction from a woman because he is under the delusion that he will get a lifetime of pussy for being there for her, whenever, where ever...essentially missing the point of being a man.

Dave opened the car door and said, "sorry honey, I couldn't get over here faster, I had to first put the car in park, then shut it off, unbuckle my seat-belt then open my door and I could only run so fast to get to you. So sorry. Where do you want to eat honey?"

Karen, (thinking--"Shut the fuck up already you Beta Male") stewing, then says, "I told you I wanted Mexican, how many times do I have to tell you?"

Beta Male by Dick Grayson II August 5, 2010

beta male

A bullshit subclass of men invented by so-called "alpha males" to classify anybody who's not spending 99.9% of their waking hours working out and practicing pick-up lines that they will later use on unsuspecting women. A beta male is someone who "sucks up to females" , known in the real-world as "RESPECTING women and their rights" and if in a couple are cock-blocking "better men" (read: I have abs and backnea ARGH!) .

In other words , "alpha" males are compensating for their lack of real personality by making up the notion that they are on top of men who are perfectly good people but are not paragons of male beauty.

Bro-dude : "Why is that bitch with this beta male? He's flabby and pale! I could totally be a better man! I'm ALPHA!"
Bro-dude 2 : "Dude , that's Bill Gates"

beta male by MapDark-Dark November 20, 2014