Beaded Curtain

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show

Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.

by GP and the Fergs July 1, 2011

beadedcurtain

as mentioned on late late show with Craig Ferguson. episode 2996, 28 June 2011

bead is the ejaculation cum of a male.

curtain is to obstruction of view

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner.

i'm gonna give you a beadedcurtain!

i just came all over your face hows that for a beadedcurtain.

by wraithy July 2, 2011

alen beader

He is a asshole, rude , thinks he is the coolest person around but he is just a f*** boy

Wow look at that Alen beader he is so cool 😎

by Sugar20202 January 28, 2019

beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

by gmFuzy July 1, 2011

Bitch Bag Beades

A two-faced twat that pretends to be your frend while slagging you off to otha frends.

Darren, you're my best friend but I love you.

by Tit Face Tydeman August 5, 2006

beaded curtains

Refers to a series of labia piercings.

Man, that chick's crazy. She has beaded curtains!

by VonnieBeGood July 1, 2011

Beaded Curtain

First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.

it was some crazy beaded curtain last night

by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011