Trust me, I'm an engineer

when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up

Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

by ekim004 June 4, 2016

Test Engineer

A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.

It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.

by Syd Crowe August 22, 2019

Benkinersophobia

Fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on one's eleventh birthday.

A study recently showed that many children believe in the magical world of Harry Potter created by J.K. Rowling and are, in fact, fearful of it not existing. This fear often manifests itself in the form of an act described in the book which would be the first contact with the magical world in question - receiving a letter from Hogwarts. The build up to the eleventh birthday can be a time of anxiety for children suffering from this phobia.

-'Have you noticed James acting oddly recently?'
-'Yes, I think he may be suffering from Benkinersophobia.'

by Drew Turanchar April 27, 2006

berginer

It refers to a woman's reproductive organ. AKA the vagina.

My berginer is bleeding.

by todd chisholm September 3, 2006

hillbilly engineering

Having to make due with what you have, because you know you won't be getting anything else. Creations that aren't sophisticated or pretty but they get the job done.

The system of cables they use to move cut timber down the mountain has got to be the ultimate in hillbilly engineering.

by knowman March 30, 2008

beginner skater

boys or girls learning to skate because they love it
they usly know the names of a bunch of tricks, brands, and pro skater but ARE NOT posers
they skate cuz they love to (even if there not that good) not to impress anyone
dosnt always wear skater brands cuz they dont wanna be a poser
gets made fun of by poser, but the truth is that they are better than the poser at skating anyday

beginner skater: hey man can you show me how to do an ollie?
poser: no way! youll never learn to skateboard!
beginner skater *walks away sad and embrassed*
real skater:hey ill show you
beginner skater: cool thanks
real skater to poser: let me see you do an ollie
poser: uhhh...sure *falls on ass*
real skater: and you make fun of other people *sigh and shakes head*
beginner skater: *cant stop laughing HAHAHA

by thatswhatellensaid March 25, 2009

Mastering Engineering

The number one cause for depression and suicide in engineering students. This program is so incompetent Satan wouldn't even use it to punish the damned because he wouldn't have the patience to input the 30 letter and number sequence to open the account. See also Mastering Chemistry, Mastering Physics, Mastering literally insert anything here. They're all equally crap.

"My professor assigned us Mastering Engineering this semester."
"That's rough buddy *ties you a noose*"

by Imjustnotfeelinguptoitrightnow May 1, 2016