A bunch of no-good thieving scumbags masquerading as a Telecomms company, BELGACOM is the largely state-owned Belgian quasi-monopoly internet, mobile and landline telephone outfit.
Employing over 16,000 ‘special’ children, Belgacom is internationally known for being the worse internet provider in the entire universe. A little old fashioned in ‘real’ countries, Belgacom persists with copper wire ADSL, a technology so old it is thought to have been invented by Jesus. It is understood the CEO’s office is stuck in a time vortex that convinces everyone inside that the year is 1608, hence no optical fibre.
Belgacom, or Belgacunt as it is widely known, makes you wait up to 500 years for an internet connection. Installation, which costs €149 and takes only 10 minutes, is performed by a fuckwit circus monkey.
The cretins on the customer hatred line (Belgacunt is well known for not having a 'support line'), only speak in daego. All other languages will be ignored. Well known for their rudeness, knowledge of their particular drawl is not required, as the only word that the cocky little marzipan dildos actually know is "non", which is the same in any language anyway.
Belgacunt was recently fined €500,000 for raising their prices without telling anyone, and the hope is that they will soon get fucked up by the EU commission, because in this day and age pubicly-owned telecomms companies are a bit old hat, particularly when the service is a little bit completely fucking abysmal!
Employing over 16,000 ‘special’ children, Belgacom is internationally known for being the worse internet provider in the entire universe. A little old fashioned in ‘real’ countries, Belgacom persists with copper wire ADSL, a technology so old it is thought to have been invented by Jesus. It is understood the CEO’s office is stuck in a time vortex that convinces everyone inside that the year is 1608, hence no optical fibre.
Belgacom, or Belgacunt as it is widely known, makes you wait up to 500 years for an internet connection. Installation, which costs €149 and takes only 10 minutes, is performed by a fuckwit circus monkey.
The cretins on the customer hatred line (Belgacunt is well known for not having a 'support line'), only speak in daego. All other languages will be ignored. Well known for their rudeness, knowledge of their particular drawl is not required, as the only word that the cocky little marzipan dildos actually know is "non", which is the same in any language anyway.
Belgacunt was recently fined €500,000 for raising their prices without telling anyone, and the hope is that they will soon get fucked up by the EU commission, because in this day and age pubicly-owned telecomms companies are a bit old hat, particularly when the service is a little bit completely fucking abysmal!
"Man, I'd sure like to get revenge on Belgacom for that €250 bill they sent me for the ten minutes work they did in my house! Maybe I'll abuse them on the internet until I get my money back"
"96% say they would fuck Belgacom. Fuck them, those arrogant, incompetent bastards. I hope they get soddomised by their own fixed-landlines."
"96% say they would fuck Belgacom. Fuck them, those arrogant, incompetent bastards. I hope they get soddomised by their own fixed-landlines."
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Get the belgard mug.A section of Route 21(McCarter Highway) in Newark, NJ, that stretches from the Clay Street bridge southward to the Interstate 78/Route 1&9 interchange. Where, if caught at a red light, you will most likely be asked to put some change in an old, used paper cup.
Named after the treacherous canyon on Tattoine where Luke Skywalker would bullseye womp rats in his T-16, Beggar’s Canyon in Newark is sometimes also treacherous to navigate.
Named after the treacherous canyon on Tattoine where Luke Skywalker would bullseye womp rats in his T-16, Beggar’s Canyon in Newark is sometimes also treacherous to navigate.
“Better roll up your window Lou, we’re about to head into Beggar’s Canyon.”
“I used to love hanging out in the Ironbound section of Newark, but lately it’s become Beggar’s Canyon.”
“I used to love hanging out in the Ironbound section of Newark, but lately it’s become Beggar’s Canyon.”
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These men tend to be completely ignorant of what women’s interests truly are because women say one thing and do another like all human beings. Something that these men complain about online when their plans backfire or a woman does not respect them because their week we’ll. They may spend most of their time on Facebook posting messages on girl’s walls and liking their photos in a desperate attempt to get women’s approval or to get laid. Even though this behaviour might decrease their chances they still continue with self-exploitation to grab women’s attention.
This man may get sex very rarely due to its lack of self-confidence but when he does it brags about it to every man he sees to get their approval. Though men may find this behaviour this tasteful as well.
This behaviour can be categorised by over willingness to help our women to his detriment. Become overburdened by female concerns as his status as a man declines. He also may damage his of the relationships with men by selling them out in the vain hope that he will get women’s approval or sexual intercourse.
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These men tend to be completely ignorant of what women’s interests truly are because women say one thing and do another like all human beings. Something that these men complain about online when their plans backfire or a woman does not respect them because their week we’ll. They may spend most of their time on Facebook posting messages on girl’s walls and liking their photos in a desperate attempt to get women’s approval or to get laid. Even though this behaviour might decrease their chances they still continue with self-exploitation to grab women’s attention.
This man may get sex very rarely due to its lack of self-confidence but when he does it brags about it to every man he sees to get their approval. Though men may find this behaviour this tasteful as well.
This behaviour can be categorised by over willingness to help our women to his detriment. Become overburdened by female concerns as his status as a man declines. He also may damage his of the relationships with men by selling them out in the vain hope that he will get women’s approval or sexual intercourse.
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1 Mangina
2 Pussy Whipped
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The Foreign Beggars first appeared on the scene in 2003 with their debut LP 'Asylum Speakers' and were then awarded 'Best Group' and 'Best Single' at the Lyric Pad UK Hip Hop Awards 2005
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Captain Birdseye headed down to Tesco to see what reduced goodies he could find on the Beggars' Buffet.
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