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Beijing Blindfold

A common term for dental-floss.
Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023
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Biwinning

Biwinning, also written as Bi-winning, is a Charlie Sheen diagnosis that describes the presence of one or more levels of winning-ness. These elevated levels of winning have no correlation to the depressive episodes of bipolar disorder. According to Charlie Sheen’s research; one must “Win here and win there” to be diagnosed as biwinning.

Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.
"I am not bipolar. I am biwinning..." -Charlie Sheen
by at1014 March 21, 2011
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Beijing Biden

Feckless senile old hump hopelessly compromised in future dealings with the Chinese Communists because of his past shady dealings with them.
The ChiComs have so much shit on Beijing Biden and his family that he will be rolling over for them like a good dog any time they say!
by patriotgammer December 8, 2020
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Bewilderment Chair

Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.
"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"

"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"
by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010
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Jauregue Bewilderment

when you opt for a tuna sandwich from a concession stand instead of a regular snack like a normal human being.
Felix: “Jauregue, ve a comprarme un sandwich de tuna.”

Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”

Felix: “Si hay.”

Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.
by Agapito Tarantino December 27, 2018
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Bewildering

To be freaking amazing. To emphasis on how one can be so amazing.
You are so bewildering.
by #Crann December 27, 2013
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betwino

A person that is a mix between a Latino and another race.
Man Omar, you're not white, you're a betwino!
by BRsnipes February 22, 2011
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