bufferting

The day between Monday and Tuesday.

Happy bufferting to you.

by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018

Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020

buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer

Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!

by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010

buffer race

the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.

damn i cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. the buffer bar is losing.

by Cory Nixon May 20, 2008

Bell-Beefer

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.

"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"

by Ruzo October 29, 2007

billow buffer

Someone that constantlly talks a lot of shit, but doesn't know what their saying.

Tom-I have a kia that is a 24 cylinder.

Bill- No you billow buffer thats a 24 valve.

by the corn squeezer June 26, 2010

Sex Buffer

when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.

in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.

note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date

Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.

by Shaggo August 23, 2011