beetlejuice

A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com

by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003

Beetlejuicin'

1. Masturbating to Beetlejuice.

"Oh man, that scene where Beetlejuice turns into a snake is so hot, it got me Beetlejuicin'"

by Cumming for Beetlejuice March 9, 2020

Beelzebug

Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

When camping at Flagstaff Lake, a Beelezebug is a common occurence.

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

BeetleJuice Vacation

A BeetleJuice vacation is a vacation where your plans involve staying home and improving your house. Hopefully, unlike the Maitlands, you won't drive over the edge of a covered bridge.

Wow, you're so lucky to have off next week.
Yeah, but I'm so poor I'm just going to take a BeetleJuice vacation.

by BillyClubOrgan May 28, 2010

beetlejuice

To mention someone who you haven't seen in a while. Particularly someone you(and others) don't wish to see.

First girl: "I haven't seen crazy crack-y Jackie in a while."

Second Girl: "SSSSSSHHHHHH.. Don't beetlejuice, her, I don't want her showing up here!!!"

by hairjedi June 18, 2008

Beetleing Around

When someone is being really annoying/messing around. The person usually has a bowl-shaped haircut

someone keeps on kicking the back of your feet,so you say
"Jake, quit beetleing around!"

by pillsbury8u January 4, 2010