beecock

A picture of a man's penis with several bees on it.

Beecock is absolutely disgusting.

by Niton November 4, 2004

beefcoon

a large racoon that ruins things...usually a fat chick or someone else generally fat and annoying.

fucking beefcoon ate all my shit man.

by paul2091 December 2, 2010

Beestool

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"

Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

by Petelite December 13, 2008

beercomplished

the phenomenon were each item in your long list of to-dos gets replaced with a beer

Bob: Sal, how's that to-do list coming?
Sal: Beercomplished!

by Bass Hero June 7, 2010

beerscout

An adventurer looking for new, tasty, fine and different beers. If using an application like Untappd to record the beers, they can earn badges.

Beerscouts log the beer, ale, stout they drink and the bars & microbreweries they visit.

by Deguerls January 2, 2014

Beesoning

(Noun) The act of thinking about bees in a logical, sensible way.

Beekeeper Language

“After inspecting my hives tonight I began beesoning on the effect the recent good weather has had on my bees.

by LeZazous September 12, 2018

Beeston blowback

To blow hot vape tobacco smoke up someone's anus, then let them enjoy the sensation before expelling the tobacco cloud from the anus back into the protagonists mouth.

I had a right good time with that there Philip Schofield last night, he even let me give him a filthy Beeston Blowback

by Lucky Pierre June 10, 2023