A drinking game in which all the participants (2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race. The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy.
Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game."
Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"
Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"
by chet elderson February 18, 2009
Get the beerio kart mug.This term is used to describe a state of intoxication beyond that of Beer Goggles. In which the subject is particularly unnattractive to the point where you would need to consume even more alcohol to compensate.
"You were sporting some major Beernoculars last night bro, that chick was pushing the 300lb barrier!"
by grittz November 18, 2007
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A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.
The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father. What can I say? Beerboarding should be against the law.
by Nathan Montague and Claudia Wheatley June 23, 2008
Get the beerboarding mug.Beersgiving is often referred to as the most magical time of the year. Usually celebrated the day before Thanksgiving when friends visit the place of their upbringing and go out to the bar before having to see their parents, grandparents, uncles/aunts, cousins, and other individuals who may be visiting. This night of debauchery typically leads to the next day's Thanksgiving being significantly mellowed and a time for rest and reflection of what truly to be thankful for.
Tom came home from college to celebrate Beersgiving last night, then upchucked all over the turkey at the Thanksgiving dinner the next day.
by Bronto Tom November 23, 2011
Get the Beersgiving mug.Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.
NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes
Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.
Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive
Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.
Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive
Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
by SG Samus March 2, 2008
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Get the Beerconfused mug.more than one beer, beersies (please check the term out on youtube, it is an ad for new zealand on alcohol awareness, it is funny!)
This is the ad that the term was coined from, it is now used every day in New Zealand (world leaders) ;) it is a campaign actioned by the govt.
to bring about awareness through comedy :)
This is the ad that the term was coined from, it is now used every day in New Zealand (world leaders) ;) it is a campaign actioned by the govt.
to bring about awareness through comedy :)
by kiwi bloke September 13, 2013
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