schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

The Beefaroni

A sexual act involving defication onto and into a menstruating vagina, followed by oral and vaginal sex in said vagina. The resullting mess. resembles Beefaroni

Side Not:

If performed on an Asian it's called The Rice-Aroni.

Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. I walked into my parents bedroom and caught my Dad giving my Mom The Beefaroni

by GeorgeRealInstructors May 20, 2009

Beer Baron

An individual who has been granted the title of Baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quantities of beer. This individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.

Requirements to obatain the title of Baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours, drunk dial a few people, listen to ipod to recharge, have a partner punch you in the face for strength, repeat for another 2 hours(best achieved on empty stomach)

Daniel: Did you drink that whole case of Shiners last night?
Nick: I think I did.
Daniel: And a case of Samuel L. Jacksons?
Nick: I vaguely remember doing so.
Daniel: And a 12 pack of Bud?
Nick: For breakfast... before I past out.
Daniel: I grant you the title of Beer Baron.

by Nickplease01xxx January 6, 2009

Beerbonkis

A term used for someone that drinks on an average of 5 cases of beer in a 24 hour period. Also used as an insult and could be used for other situations as well, whether it be used jokingly or a nickname for one of your friends. This term is mainly used by Jocks or wanna-be-Jocks, simply to be amusement at the fact that they can create words using about the 1% of actually functioning brain matter they have left.

Look at that Beerbonkis! He drank that whole thing in like 30 seconds!!

Wuddup Beerbonkis?

by 00)Ur Mom!!(00 April 25, 2006

Beefaroni

Blend of beef and macaroni

I love beefaroni by chef boyardee

by Beefaroni02 March 3, 2019

beefaroni sock

Much like a beef sock, beefaroni sock is the same, except it's a term for Chef Boyardee's monster spaghetti shlong.

"I want Daddy Boyardee's massive beefaroni sock up my ravioli"

by 🆎 April 18, 2021

Beefaroni

When you get a boner for the first time.

That girl was so hot she gave me a beefaroni.

by Djsoftserve July 11, 2024