Reverse beer goggles 

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.

This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.

Reverse beer goggles by Whysohigh November 15, 2011

beer goggles 

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

beer goggles by PK811 August 6, 2006

Beer Goggles 

Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink the better looking the girls are. Helps support the rule of: go ugly early.

Hey did you see that hag that rob is hitting on, he's got his beer goggles on again.

Beer Goggles by stevemcccormick November 16, 2007

Arabian Beer Goggles 

Where you have your girlfriend close her eyes, and you set your ballsack over her nose (facing towards her feet), so that one nut is covering each eye, then you blow your wad into her mouth from this position.

wow, she let him cover her eyes with his nuts while he came in her mouth! She must like Arabian Beer Goggles

Arabian Beer Goggles by Flip in Toledo May 1, 2009

Reverse Beer Goggles 

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.

Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."

Reverse Beer Goggles by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009

Beer Goggles 

Different name for Bar Eye.

Drink far too much and everybody becomes attractive!!

Very common slang in Britain.

He was a real minger last night, She must have been wearing beer goggles!!!

Beer Goggles by PurpChar November 20, 2006

beer goggles 

An accessory men often wear when attending certain social functions, such as weddings, nightclubs, cruiseship discotechs and other vacation spots.

While beer goggles are great fun to wear at parties, men usually make the mistake of taking them off in the morning after waking up with the previous nights' score.

Does anyone really need an example?!?

beer goggles by I don't like crunk August 28, 2004