by Jamie December 22, 2004
Get the beanage mug.An alcohal induced illusion much like a miragewhere you find your existance altered to either a pleasant reality or a terrible nightmare. Beerages usually manifest in the bar or club scene when you are one of the last 9 people left, and you see the most beautiful woman ever before you. You go home with jenna jameson and wake up next to a 3rd generation inbread woman with leg braces, 4 teeth, and a mustache thicker than grizzly adams with the armpit hair to match, green stained undies and a crotch that smells like rotten cabbage.
"Dude, clark went home with a total swamp donkey last night. He definately was caught in a beerage!"
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When you are wearing a beanie and don't smoosh it down, so it looks as though you are wearing a dick on your head.
by lynnjusty December 16, 2013
Get the beanage protrution mug.(BEEF-AGE) N. The act of creating a loud flatulent. Commonly used by most young adults and high schoolers, this word is hated by all female teachers across the country.
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