Bedline

Noun: The deadline for leaving Facebook/Twitter/MSN/homework/alcohol/etc and going to bed.

"My bedline is midnight tonight, no one is allowed to take to me after that time."

"Can't stay long, my Mum's given me a bedline of eleven."

by Galadriel1010 January 6, 2010

berliner

A combination of breakfast, lunch, and dinner, often eaten by overworked college students with little free time, or, perhaps more commonly, by those with plenty of free time but enough laziness to match.

"Hey, man, wanna go get dinner?"
"Naw... I actually woke up at 1:00 this morning, and then didn't get around to eating my first meal till 4:00. I think I'm just going to turn it into a berliner and get some studying in."

by Sridhar August 27, 2005

Berliner Ballen

Berliner Ballen are baked Goods you can eat. They are round. They are filled with jam. Also an offensive term for a fat person as they too are round and greasy.

Me: look at Till!
You: He's adorable!
Till: I'm a Berliner ballen, look at me wobble!

Fresh and spicy just like a Berliner Ballen!

by Vici May 17, 2006

spray-on bedliner

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".

Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.

by Justin May 4, 2004

bedline

The time one must finish all their homework in order to get any sleep. This often causes a noticeable decrease in the quality of work turned in.

I had to do my math on the bus because I couldn't get it done before my bedline.

by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010

ich bin ein berliner

int. literally: "I am a jelly donut". A popular German term often screemed by pregnant teenagers as they reach a sexual climax.

"Dude, i was givining it to her so hard last night that she screamed "ich bin ein berliner" then she ejaculated all over my new carpet."

by tombrianevan January 27, 2007

Berliner

The German slang for doughnut. Use in correct context, or you'll look like an idiot.

John F. Kennedy. In Berlin he gave a speech, he was being translated by a second person, at the end he said one part of this sentence in German. He said ''The Berliners are people of true power and honor. I am a Berliner.'' But, he said 'Ech bin ein Berliner. Meaning 'I am a Berliner.' Thus, announcing to the Germans the president of the United States of America is in fact a Doughnut.

by Spageto September 10, 2009