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beefman

The man who sells beef in front of the pet shop.
"The beef man is having a sale on grained beef this week"
by DJD April 18, 2004
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beefmank

Parts of steak which are inedible
Urgh this steak from the canteen is really bad - its like pure beefmank!
by wootfox September 11, 2006
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Brian Beckman

an adjective to describe a male being one of the sexiest god damn beings on the planet.
Derrick was at the party the other day and sweet jesus was he a Brian Beckman. I would put my man jam anywhere he would want it.
by Whisker Jackson January 5, 2010
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Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.
"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball
by David T. W. May 21, 2008
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beakman

Anyone who acts strange.
i.e.-stares out the window with their nose pressed on the glass giving it the effect of being 2 times it's usual size.
i.e.-sitting at a stoplight until the car next to you pretends to go. You fall for it and run right through the red light.
This word is based on a people out of Grand Ledge Mi.
Quit being a beakman, you are weird!!
by B.M. October 26, 2004
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beerman

man who is better to have sex with after your drunk
why did you let me have sex with that beerman last night
by fatback August 19, 2004
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Beeman

The original stail fat man who drinks beer (alt. spell: behr) and eats snacks all day. A rancid vermin
Look! It’s that man!! What’s his name?
I think it’s Beeman!
What a legend. Let’s get a photo with that rancid sack o’ beans
by Hermantown August 22, 2018
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