boobs-beeline

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??

Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2019

beeline

When walking behind a group of slow moving people, this is the act of strategically moving yourself to get around these people.

Me: The people in front of us could not be walking any slower!
Friend: Let's beeline!
*Friend and I swerve around these people and end up in front of them*

by carcarmarmar October 8, 2013

Purple Berliner

A Purple Berliner is a double ended dildo. It is the usual choice of closet lesbians who get drunk and bang the fuck out of one another.

'C' and 'J', after getting hammered on red wine, ended up in bed together fucking in unison with a big Purple Berliner

by noahmurney October 20, 2009

Stapey Berliner

The most disgusting, perverted sex act imaginable. So wrong, so twisted, and therefore so irresistibly tantalizing that a description cannot be stated for fear that the world itself will face eternal destruction from the fact that it will rock your socks' faces off.

If you really want to know what a Stapey Berliner is, ask Morgan Enos.

by thestapeyberliner April 20, 2009

Berliner Würstchen

The act of eating a penis. Named after the case of Armin Meiwes (first proven case of canibalism in Germany) who killed and ate a guy from Berlin after they had gay sex and shared the penis of this guy as a meal (yes, he wanted to be eaten).
Used in whole Germany do discripe this gay-canibalism-thing except for Berlin.
In Berlin "Berliner Würstchen" means Gay 69.

German
A: Hast Du hunger?
B: Nein, ich hab nen Berliner Würstchen verputzt.
A: Du bist wirklich krank.

English
A: Are you hungry?
B: No, I just ate a Berlin Sausage.
A: You are really sick.

by UD-Germany February 17, 2009

BeeFlower

BeeFlower is an animator and artist on YouTube. They animate short dream team sketches and are most well known as an art prompter in Toni Tonight’s discord server. BeeFlower is an ironic name, as they actually hate bees.

Person A: “have you seen BeeFlower active recently?”
Person B: “yeah they exist.”
Person A: “um that doesn’t answer my question-“
Person B: “they are indeed a person.”

by TheYeastBeast666 November 9, 2020

beefling

A small, supple woodland sprite that has the consistency and appearance of beef. These bois are easily startled and may emit a ruddy liquid from their nether regions when particularly stressed. Natives used to harvest them, and there are accounts of their flavor being fruity, with hints of mutton. After early English settlers arrived in America, the species was over hunted and eventually the population dwindled into extinction.

I managed to get one sweaty mitt on that beefling, but the darned thing inked and slipped right out of my grasp

by hearbreaker. July 14, 2021