Berditzman

An all purpose word replacement.

"Hey, hand me that berditzman over there.

"I dunno, his name was....um, er, Bill Berditzman or something like that..."

by The Squeasel August 26, 2003

bedditing

When Hans reddits in bed.

Me:Where is Hans?
You: Oh it's 3 am, he must be upstairs bedditing!

by jehneepawk October 5, 2013

Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.

Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.

by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012

Beedie bees

When the hair is so nappy it balls up into little nap balls

“You need to brush your hair , with them beedie bees on your head“ she said .

by Dankheaddonjuan September 12, 2018

beditate

Simply a combo word ( verbal amalgam ) of meditating in bed. More specifially, meditation which takes place in those moments in bed( usually in the morning ) while one temporizes life away while forestalling the inevitable rising into the real world.

Her mind drifting from subject to subject, Erika beditated for a full hour after her alarm rang sommoning her to life's daily grind, school.

by Ken Deluca March 5, 2008

Beeritual

finding religion through inebriation

Mother fucker don't get all Beeritual on me, you drunk fuck

by LeaEdd March 23, 2011

benedita

An original person, and who has a very contagious smile. Can always convince people of their best side, just to mention that also has a way with guys, because it has a very sexy side. She's smart, funny and a bit stubborn. Is one of the most perfect in the world.

Benedita: A simple hug and you'Il konw she's perfect for you!

by Dabadee February 23, 2017