bedtime

anytime your eyes are burning after 12am.

You: I think it's enough BF playing for now, my eyes are burning =/
Friend: Well, it is 5am.. Guess its bedtime then...
You: Yes, gdnite :)
Friend: nighty

by w00dy January 16, 2005

bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Bedtime Pal

A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.

Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.

Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!

by RobDonan February 13, 2012

bedtime

that time of the day when you must rest your little head and go to sleep; the time when you most want to be awake.

It is bedtime...I hate my life.

by hotchick317 August 27, 2005

bedtalk

A conversation between roommates while both ate partaking in the act of falling to sleep

roommate1: "Did you bone that girl last night?"
roommate2: "Yes, but I'm trying to fall asleep now so stop the bedtalk."
roommate1: "ok"

by The Cramp December 28, 2011

Awesome bedtime

When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.

Tonight will be an awesome bedtime

by jesserella December 9, 2010

bedtime nazi

A person who is really strict about when you should go to bed / wake up.

Man, Joe was really a bedtime nazi this morning. Made me wake up at 6 AM.

by CptFalcon November 25, 2014