In 1994, I Was 14 Years Old, I Got To Bed With No Shirt On, When I Do, I Took My Underwear To Sleep In, Then I Peed Myself In Bed, The Next Morning, My Cousin Saw Me Peed on My Bed, He Calls Me a Bedwetter, So My Cousin Drove To Store To Get Diapers Which Meant For Babies, Which He Won’t Stop Calling Me a Bedwetter, My Cousin Put Me in Diapers on When Stayed For 14-20 Until I’m 21, I Cried Like a Baby Which I Have To Pee and Poop On This Diaper Instead of the Toilet, I Was Being a Baby Now By Then and I Cannot Believe My Cousin Did This To Me.
by PauliTheMole September 16, 2019
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The phrase is often used as an offence; referring to someone of adolescent age or older who is also deemed to be a pathetic individual with little assertiveness, moral fibre or 'backbone'.
Such individuals are often commonly called:
Fags, mommy's boys (US English), mummy's boys (UK English), bitches or bitch-boys.
The phrase is often used as an offence; referring to someone of adolescent age or older who is also deemed to be a pathetic individual with little assertiveness, moral fibre or 'backbone'.
Such individuals are often commonly called:
Fags, mommy's boys (US English), mummy's boys (UK English), bitches or bitch-boys.
Bob: "Clive drives a shit-ass French car!"
Dan: "So why not say it to his face?"
Bob: -
Dan: "'Cause you're a bedwetter. Bitch!"
Dan: "So why not say it to his face?"
Bob: -
Dan: "'Cause you're a bedwetter. Bitch!"
by Bobsux August 8, 2010
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by sick December 15, 2003
Get the bedwetter mug.1. One saddled with unhelpful bowels.
2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.
2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.
1. "Better not put the good sheets down whilst Gran is around, Darren. She's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
by Parsefone July 23, 2008
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by mrstewtoobe February 2, 2019
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I had three Big Gulp bedwetters last night and I woke up this morning with my dick in the dirt.
I had three Big Gulp bedwetters last night and I woke up this morning with my dick in the dirt.
by Mark Soutter September 19, 2006
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