Bedlington

A small ex- ironworks town 10 miles north of Newcastle upon tyne. Bedlington is hugely populated by radgies. The local young scum tend to gather around Bedlington station until they have been dispersed. The then swarm to Gallagher Park to continue their Friday night sesh. The kids from Bedlington High tend to set fires in the woods and gather round them with bottles of alcohol. Some who can't afford alcohol bump it off somebody else of just act intoxicated

'You fancy going to Bedlington we will go to the woods with a bottle of cactus jacks and have a bucket?

by somewannabe April 16, 2017

spray-on bedliner

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".

Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.

by Justin May 4, 2004

Berliner Ballen

Berliner Ballen are baked Goods you can eat. They are round. They are filled with jam. Also an offensive term for a fat person as they too are round and greasy.

Me: look at Till!
You: He's adorable!
Till: I'm a Berliner ballen, look at me wobble!

Fresh and spicy just like a Berliner Ballen!

by Vici May 17, 2006

ich bin ein berliner

int. literally: "I am a jelly donut". A popular German term often screemed by pregnant teenagers as they reach a sexual climax.

"Dude, i was givining it to her so hard last night that she screamed "ich bin ein berliner" then she ejaculated all over my new carpet."

by tombrianevan January 27, 2007

Berliner

The German slang for doughnut. Use in correct context, or you'll look like an idiot.

John F. Kennedy. In Berlin he gave a speech, he was being translated by a second person, at the end he said one part of this sentence in German. He said ''The Berliners are people of true power and honor. I am a Berliner.'' But, he said 'Ech bin ein Berliner. Meaning 'I am a Berliner.' Thus, announcing to the Germans the president of the United States of America is in fact a Doughnut.

by Spageto September 10, 2009

Bedlington

A shitty town in Northern England largely populated by chavs and other low-life subhumans. A large majority of the population is stupid, smokes, drinks every night, and lives off taxpayer money via benefits.

Local inbred: Haaaaw man hew lets gan doon the station and get pissed heeeeew!

Normal person: No, you chav scum. Ashington is far more civilised. Bedlington is shit and cold.

Normal person 2: Yeah, at least they have a McDonalds!

by someguyfromthenorth December 3, 2010

Berliner

A surly but passive-aggressive individual claiming to be salt of the earth working class and born in east or west Berlin, Germany. Many Berliners are unemployed or retired at 40 due to once much looser welfare rules. Others work driving public transport, behind counters, but particularly at irritating people who don't come from Berlin, or anyone that gets in range actually. A real Berliner has a Berliner accent which is basically a way of speaking without having to open your mouth. The Berliner claim to be "warm people who give lip" (Herz und Schnauze).

"You want me to turn the music down? Why don't you find another place to live instead. I've been living here for 20 years."

"I'd like to go to Spandau please driver."
"Uh, I've got nothing against it."

"I'll serve you as soon as I finish chatting to my friends, but then it will be time for my lunch break. We Berliner aren't slaves, you know."

by Brian32345 September 25, 2009