Beaverpated

When You fall in love and it gnaws at you like a beaver gnaws on trees.

I didn't think he loved me but I'm sure beaverpated these days.

by Chloe1776 November 22, 2018

Beaverage

When a woman uses her sexuality as leverage to influence an outcome.

Using significant beaverage, she convinced her boss that she was the best person for a promotion.

by Johnny5Star March 10, 2019

beaverface

a less sever form of cuntface or cunthead

Yo, beaverface, get out of my way. You annoying the hell out of me, beaverface.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005

beaverage

Early cenozoic era during which mammals such as beavers started appearing

When did squirrels evolove? I believe it was in the mid cenozoic era, immediately following the beaverage

by rabbitguy August 1, 2009

Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.

Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,

by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 15, 2010

BeaverCleave

to cut or slash the vagina with ones teeth

OW you just Beavercleaved me

by clergy May 6, 2011

Beavertude

Woman with PMS.

her cycle made Polly have a beavertude.

by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018