beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Brosterbation

When you are missing your bro or homeboy. So you master-bate to their image or think about them.

Bro:1 I miss bro 3
Bro:2 ya I miss him too that's why I was totally brosterbating to him last night
Bro:1 I wonder if he's brosterbating to us right now
Bro:2 I hope so

(brosterbation)

by Bro:3 October 21, 2011

blasturbation

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

by snarkyken August 20, 2008

Babsterbation

A unique fixation, wherein one finds himself engorged in his nether regions upon watching Babar Azam bat. Common side effects include delusions, ejaculations at the mere mention of babar. In rare cases we have seen subjects creating shrines of said person and bellowing statistics whilst shadow practicing Babar Azam's cover drive with their penis.

Also see statsurbation.

Bro I can't hang out tonight.Babar Azam is gonna bat tonight, have prepared everything for an epic babsterbation session. Need some me time with Babs.

by Babs4life May 22, 2018