Bear Trap

When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.

Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.

by MikeyBeef March 10, 2012

Bear Trap

When a guy is about to cum and tries to pull out but the girl wraps her legs around him and says "BE MY BABY DADDY!!"

guy: I'm about to cum!!!

girl: *wraps legs around him and traps him in*
guy: what're you doing?!?!?!
girl: BE MY BABY DADDY
guy: OH HELL NO YOU'RE NOT BEAR TRAPPING ME!!

Yo this girl tried to bear trap me last night, so I punched her in the gut so she'd let go

by LE6ACY July 15, 2014

Bear Trap

When you line up a smoke and ink grenade in Gears of War 2 in effort to kill the opposing team.

chris: yo jimbo we just got 2 kills with that bear trap
james: bearrrrrr trap, bearrrrrrrr

by collins2858 January 26, 2009

Bear Trap

When in Gears of War 2 you set up an ink grenade in combination with a smoke, so when somebody walks by they are knocked down as they are killed by the ink. Usually requires a combined effort of two people.

" Yo bro go lets go plant that bear trap over by the Boom Shot."

by Agatster December 18, 2008

Bear Trap

When fingering a girl, a man suddenly and without warning shoves one hand in her vagina and the other in her anus, and starts slamming them together.

That slut was so hammered that I had to perform the bear trap just to get her attention.

by Chris f Johnson March 31, 2005

Bear Trap

When you open the door of the port-o-potty and there is a girl inside, you turn her around push her head into the toilet push the lid down on to her head then proceed to give her anal while keeping a tight grip on the back of her head and the toilet seat

I went to go and see Wide Spread Panic and was lucky enough to give this hottie a bear trap.

by enigmaticalchemist August 16, 2010

Bear Trap

n. a needy friend that constantly needs reassurance, holding you hostage in conversations about themselves.

warning: has been known to aggressively spoon you in your sleep.

Person 1: dude, got caught in the bear trap last night
Person 2: what'd you do?
Person 1: tried to gnaw my arm off but in the end i just bled out :(

by puffymcpuff October 21, 2009