Bear Trap

n. a needy friend that constantly needs reassurance, holding you hostage in conversations about themselves.

warning: has been known to aggressively spoon you in your sleep.

Person 1: dude, got caught in the bear trap last night
Person 2: what'd you do?
Person 1: tried to gnaw my arm off but in the end i just bled out :(

by puffymcpuff October 21, 2009

Bear Trap

a sexual act, usually during a threesome in where a woman is getting slammed from behind while giving another man oral sex and the man from behind punches the back of the girls head causing her to chomp down on the other mans penis!

dude! what happened?

fucking marcy and her man bear trapped me!

by firemantx September 20, 2009

Bear Trap

Verb. A "Bear Trap" is performed when one guy walks up to his friend, and, instead of conventionally punching his friend in the nuts, surprises him by clenching onto one's testicles and twisting and crushing said gonads. -WARNING: Considered VERY painful, somewhat homosexual, and highly unsuggested to be performed upon chicks. Yeah... bad idea.

"I made a bet with my friend Josh, and he has two days to pay me back that 5 spot I loaned him or I get to bear trap the holy f#$%ing Jesus out of him... unresisted! Sweet!"-Me

"So that's why you're working out..."-Sister

by Captain Tyfungaree December 21, 2008

bear trap

A damsel that takes advantage of a boy when he least expects it. He stands no chance of turning down such a sexy beast.

Oh man, i had no choice last night, i got caught in the bear trap.

by l l l January 23, 2008

bear trap

a trap that is very strong and hard to break out of. Most commonly referred to as a girl. She pulls you in and will not let go no matter how hard you try.

Man I can't get rid of this girl shes got me in her bear trap.

GUY: Hi Bear Trap i think it is over between us!
Bear Trap: No it will never be over, I'll never leave you alone

by you know whats up January 15, 2008

Bear Trap

During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his anus real tight so it locks the other person's penis in place, much like a cock ring. The receiver then bends down facing through his own legs, and grabs the ball sack of the other person, and then squeezes it until the sperm comes out.

I was buttf***king my partner last night, and he/she pulled a bear trap on me when I wasn't paying attention!

by J-Fizzle 88 April 6, 2007

Bear Trap

When wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips through resulting in shit on your fingers and no where to properly wipe or clean, other than more toilet paper.

I got bear trapped in the bathrrom.

by Andy Lara June 14, 2005