Bean Bag

A state of catatonic pleasure often caused buy an intense period of sitting around doing fuck all, drinking Special brew. Shamians have trained for years to reach such a state, but "bean bag" is often aquired by homeless people in glasgow at least 16 times a day, untill they collapse

*A Hobo reaches "bean Bag" for the 7th time in one day*
Hobo 1"hooooo fuckin noooo way this is like a sack of dead unwanted kittens, but better cos theres no cats involved"
Hobo 2"indeed"
Hobo 1"yes, indeed"

by penis-vagina August 27, 2005

Bean Bag

A st8 girl who only hangs out with gay chics. Instead of the word Fag Hag, A st8 girl that hangs with gay boys.

Becky is such a bean bag now a days, With all the baby dikes!

by DCGlitter December 28, 2007

Bean bag

The act of playing the drum solo from In the Air Tonight on a pair of large breasts.

Hey Joe go bean bag Dolly Parton

by Hail the all mighty bunghole March 19, 2011

bean bag

noun, a bag of marijuana containing many seeds (also a racist term for a mexican or person of latin descent).

Let your boy know that Im not havin' it. This weed is fulla seeds. This fool can keep this fuckin bean bag Im not buying it.

by Deeh May 16, 2008

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.

Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!

by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025