beaked

To be hit in the groin by the pointed nose of a skateboard during a failed trick attempt.

David's front foot slipped and he beaked himself.

by The Beaked April 4, 2011

Beaked

When a person is both extremely tired and extremely baked simultaneously causing them to lose all worth

Dude, I'm fuckin' beaked

by P00PFEAST69 April 19, 2018

Beaked

To get punched in the nose

If you dont stop, your gonna get beaked.

by BUDDISON February 14, 2009

beamenderfer

a giant log turd

Mr. Holik: Did some beamenderfer on the toilet in the mens room?

by um-hi-yo April 2, 2009

beaked

Angry, agitated, upset, totally pissed off. Derived from the phrase "Getting your Beak out of joint."

Dude, the wad was totally Beaked when you kicked him in the nutsack!

by Fez Monkey August 10, 2005

Beaked

Getting a rim job from someone with an abnormally large nose.

I got beaked by this person and I swear they hit my prostate.

by ZombieSpike July 11, 2014

Beaked

The act of sticking your nose in someone’s vagina or ass.

I can’t wait to get beaked tonight when my boyfriend comes over.

by LMeadow February 19, 2021