Because shut up

A response to a question that you don't actually have an answer for.

Person A: If you're not a pedo, why do you have 15 little girls in cages in your basement?

Person B: Because shut up

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

Where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser.

The worst insult known to man.
Only use when you want to mentally destroy someone

Person 1: You're such a cunt!
Person 2: Well, where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

by Tarvod January 18, 2019

Because yes

When u have no comment when someone asks u smth you say because yes

“Why is there a carrot drawing on ur worksheet?”
“Because yes”

by i0n31y_c10uds February 8, 2021

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Because I Can

A phrase often uttered by people who have absolutely no logical reason for doing something when asked why they are doing said thing in the first place.

Bob: "Why did you burn down that house?"
Joe: "Because I can."

by VectorFluxion April 23, 2020

Mad because bad

What you say to someone when they get mad at you for being better than them.

Gamer 1: You're such a loser! 1,000 hours in a game! Get a life, no wonder I can't kill you! You don't do anything else!

Gamer 2: Mad because bad.

by Darth Spammus the Spamlord May 24, 2016

Just Because

A valid excuse when doing something

just because

by whoremuffin1 July 11, 2011