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Marine Biologist

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.
Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.
by thewoodster June 29, 2014
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marine biologist

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.
"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it
by Chloe we'ate er June 22, 2009
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Biologist

A person that doesn't know what there going to do when they go to college. They also study living things and are horrible at drinking alcohol.
Look at that guy over there he must be a biologist he can't hold down a shot if his life depended on it.
by Frrank October 23, 2011
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bedologist

bedologist : or bedology is someone who , is experienced in the bed in a song jim jones say : i will put you to bed sleep snooze that what he is meaning when he says that .he is a bedologist because he is the one who is experience in the bed so he study everything that has to do with it and understand the bed and sexual contents of it so he is a bedologist
he will f**k the shit shit out of her, he once took a course in bedology so he knows what he is doing he is a bedologist.
by flint easwood July 22, 2009
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Banologist

one who knows how enjoys bananas and gets pleasure from giving head...oral sex
DAMN girl, I like how you enjoy that banana...yeah you will like how I enjoy you too. So, you're a banologist?!
by CB his May 14, 2020
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Bumologist

A bumologist is someone who is an expert in bumology.
Examples of bumologist: Imjaystation, Aldosworld Tv, Life of luxury, basically everyone one twitter who makes everything political or has to let them know that they are a certain thing or they support a certain thing and has to everyone know they support that certain thing or side.
by Ching chong lee June 13, 2023
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armchair biologist

a person who only cares about biology when they wish to invalidate trans people … likely never engaged in biology class beyond that cheat sheet they made for their ninth grade final exam.
“These anti-trans bills are the latest wet dream of armchair biologists who love saying, ‘trans women are men’. Yes, we get it - you think we’re hot, and that scares you.”
by MotherStarling March 15, 2023
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