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Bayside High School 

A High School serving the very Northwestern part of Virginia Beach. Everyone from other VB high schools thinks its ghetto as fuck and full of gangs, but once you consider that nearly every other high school in Virginia Beach serves kids that are white as fuck and upper middle class, then you will understand they don't know shit. It's nowhere near as ghetto as Norfolk high schools.
Cox HS Kid: So where, like, do you like, go to school dude?

Bayside High School Kid: Bayside.

Cox HS Kid: Damn dude, that sucks.

Bayside HS Kid: Not really.
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bayside high school 

worst fucking school ever. all the white chicks think their black, and all black girls think they're cute. the football team sucks, and the cheerleaders are stuck up & they're all fat. all everybody does is some weed in the bathrooms, and fuck behind buildings.
ew you go to bayside high school
bayside high school by fuckmylfe October 16, 2019

Bayside Academy 

Man you went to bayside academy, your cock must be huge
Bayside Academy by notabaydidealum January 14, 2019

bayside ny

Basically everybody is jealous of your location. You are a train ride away from Manhattan which in your words is just the city.You are basically a legacy at Sacred Heart, St. Roberts, OLBS, St. Kevin’s p.s. 41. ps. 31 ms 158 or ms 74.. For high school if you were a girl or a guy you went to Prep. A guy went to Cross. You make friends in high school but you know the real people you hang out with went to your grammar school i.e. Sacred Heart. One of your parents probably dated one of your friend’s parents at some point in their childhood. You are either Irish or Italian and extremely proud of it ( or mabye the minoritys like koreans, preuvian, russian, chinese,etc). .
At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station.
At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the long island, Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be. (i.e chicago)
Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.
Beep Ba Ba Beep Go Bayside!
bayside ny by Beanbag12 April 18, 2005

Bayside High School 

A school (thats so baddass beond comprehension.) - full of Redguard's in Virginia Beach, Virginia. I <3 Redguard's.
Yogie: Damn nigga, Bayside High School is just so baddass! Curlés: I know you lil hardcore mofo you!

Bayside, VA

A dangerous place located on the West Side of Virginia Beach in the Seven Cities or Hampton Roads Virginia, High Crime, mostly African American, Very Territorial, Characterized by high gang activity throughout the 90's (especially early 90's) due to neighborhood rivalry

Not the place to be after 8 pm even on Sundays.
Neighborhoods: Lake Edward, Campus East, Weslyan Chase, Weblin, Newpointe, Aragona, Northridge, Bayside Arms, Lynbrook Landing, Burton Station
Suzie: Troy, why do you have two black eyes, scars on your face, and torn clothing??

Troy: I was trying to fit in driving around Bayside neighborhoods, playing my music loud, I stopped at a stop sign.. and well...

Suzie: Perfectly Understood... You can only do that in Cox and Tallwood
Bayside, VA by Joy Cain July 1, 2005

Bayside High School, FL 

A shitty ass school In Palm Bay, FL that looks like a fucking prison. Known for their wrestling and swimming teams, everything else about the school sucks ass. Has a high population of niggers and spicks (like any other school in FL) Drugs, sex, and retards are the norm in this POS high school.
Bayside High School, FL:
Dude 1: Wanna go to a Bayside Game?
Dude 2: no id rather go to a WNBA game than watch Bayside football get spanked like a baby thats just been born.
Dude 1: Wanna get high behind Bayside?
Dude 2: SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR BATMAN!!!!!!!