by CyberSearcher November 3, 2005
they tld me to fix bayonets for your torches eventually. i dont even need nos for my paintball guns?
by Cody5050 January 29, 2021
by matthewisfuckingstupid January 20, 2023
take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)
by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016
by Mugwump November 11, 2004
A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.
Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020
To suffer a unfortunate turn of events on the online trading community 'E-Bay'. Often involves bidding for items one does not really want, being caught up in bidding wars and being tricked into bidding for faulty or false items.
When the lifesize cardboard cutout of George Clooney which i purchased for $100 arrived in the mail, it became apparent that i had been e-bayoneted.
by Andrew Wilson October 21, 2006