Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack 

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

bayonet point middle school 

basically a school in florida with a ton of little kids who all 'gang gang bitch' and try to act all cool when their all literally scared kids who don't even know half the words in the dictionary. and fuck people in bathrooms because they think it's cool and disrespect the teachers to where they quit and don't care about what the school says or what they do for us.

'have your heard of bayonet point middle school'

'yeah it's a really bad school'

bayonet point middle school by Fuxk life January 18, 2020

spanish bayonet 

take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)

I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet"

spanish bayonet by extreme jeeper October 14, 2011

horses and bayonets 

Barack Obama's flippant reponse to Mitt Romney's complaint during their third televised debate (October 22, 2012) that the U.S. Navy had fewer battleships than at any time since 1917. Obama's remark that the military has fewer "horses and bayonets, too" makes an analogy that measuring battleships (as opposed to aircraft carriers) is an archaic metric of military power, in much the same way that measuring "horses and bayonets" would no longer indicate an army's might. (NB: Marines are still issued bayonets.)

"The Navy has fewer battleships than at any time since 1917."

"The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world."

horses and bayonets by al-in-chgo October 23, 2012

fix bayonets 

i'll fight. anscestrally molecularly, and physically to the death.

they tld me to fix bayonets for your torches eventually. i dont even need nos for my paintball guns?

fix bayonets by Cody5050 January 28, 2021