Bapfucked 

To literally be hit in the face with your own boobs (possibly while running).
Can be used to describe most situations

"I heard you drank a lot last night dude"
"Ah man I was so bapfucked, god knows what happened..."

"Yo homie check out that honey's swag over there..."
"Woah she's hot, I'd let her bapfuck me anyday"

"GERONIMOOOOO!"
"BAPFUCKKEEED!"

"Ah girl, the other day I wasn't wearing my sports bra...got totally bapfucked on the treadmill."

Bapfucked by The Co-Creator of Bapfucked March 2, 2012

Bamfuckle 

Adjective; The state of being confused, or surprised in such a manner that one is unable to speak anything but gibberish - from the gamer root word "Oh Shit!" and the larper root phase "Holy Fuck"

Saving so much money that you Bamfuckle the cashier.

Paul; Whoa I just bamfuckled the cashier.

Everyone else; Nice!

Bamfuckle by The_Ovenman December 18, 2013

Bafuckinana 

The feeling after you powerhouse down 6 bananas in one sitting

I collapsed as the result of bafuckinana

Bafuckinana by Bacatanana April 22, 2018

Baffuckeld

Finding oneself....
"Painted into a corner"

OR ....

some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)

&....

"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
..¿¿¿¿????.

She left me feeling totally baffuckeld by the way she demanded that I now buy her out of our business after 10 successful years of starting it together and co- owning it.

Baffuckeld by PeRi_OuGHTaY. November 14, 2019

batfuck 

n. a social event or dance to which the gentlemen involved invite the ugliest skanks that can be found in time for the occasion. A prize is usually awarded to the guy who brings the broad judged worst.

"Hey John. What say we organize a batfuck for Saturday night next."

"Kewl man! We haven't had one of those since last spring, and I know just the perfect hog. Yowsa!"

batfuck by Ragnarok7 April 13, 2007

batfuck 

When you get fucked by a bat

John batfucked Sally. Therefore sally got fucked by a bat.

batfuck by George March 28, 2005

Botwood Bay Fuck 

Fucking a chick while only wearing rubber boots (or hip waders) while slapping her ass with a fishing rod/pole.

Originally from the small Newfoundland town of Botwood (pop: 3100 aprox.) this sexual phenomenon has spread like wild fire, and the clap. This is sure to get a rise out of your friend to the South and make sure the girl never calls you again.

She was pretty clingy all night
So what did you do?
Get this....so when I got her home and naked....you ready for this? I gave her the Botwood Bay Fuck!
NO WAY!!!
WAY!!!!

Botwood Bay Fuck by PeeDub709 December 10, 2011