Bald Nonce

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

Baldifier

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.

Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021

go bald

the equivalent to 'get bent' from "That 70's show", or like saying "fuck off." this is an expression used out of anger meant towards a person, or thing.

Livi told David Dobrik to go bald because he wouldn't follow her Instagram @foreiign.liv, or give her a free Tesla.

by cactuslivvy August 7, 2020

bald martin

The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum

You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks

by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019

Bald ginger

Founder of a browser-based MMO game.

Aw man, that bald ginger banned me again!

by baldgingersherwood October 13, 2020

baldis basics

A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler

baldis basics in education and learning is a great time for the whole family

by Linkzy June 12, 2018

Bald Denial

A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off

Look at that gimp with the translucent hair, you can see he is in absolute bald denial.

by Fat J 80s August 15, 2019