Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

Obsolete Battle Show

Obsolete Battle Show (also shortened as obs) is the third season of an object show called Calculated Battle Grounds with the host, Calculatory. It's all hosted on YouTube and theres a total of 28 contestants in the show
pelase please please watch it im begging you its so good and silly i love it

obsolete battle show is such a silly little object show on youtube, go watch it NOW grnnnn

Pill Bottle: Which makes me the smart one, and you the smart two!
Blender: Great..

by juggalorave October 30, 2022

battle sage

Someone who plays the agent Sage in valorant, who is a sentinel and healer, and gets a lot of kills/out frags the duelists.

Dang Sage you’re top fragging, you’re a battle sage.

by caffeineanddepression September 24, 2022

Beach Battle Scars

n. And injury sustained for a trip to a beach. Most common forms are sun burn, scrapes for seashells, or sand in the vagina.

No way am I going today, I haven't finished tending to my beach battle scars from last time.

by Straz 616 July 5, 2010

battle sounds

The sounds made in sex. For instance a orgasm scream....a moan.....Jizz splashing on the wall.... heavy breathing.......Springs of the bed..

Dude, When i caught my Gangstaette caught her friends parents fucking.....she heard battle sounds..

by Gangsta May 3, 2003

Battle Shit

The game that the hot twins in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" play in the bathroom. The game consists of diarrheaing by one person then the other person trying to match it or beat it in noise, stink, or both.

Tiffany: (in the bathroom stall) Hey Beth wanna play a game of Battle Shit?

Beth: Sure!

Tiffany: Diarrhea*

Beth: Louder Diarrhea*

Tiffany: Extreamly Loud and Stinky Diarrhea*

Beth: Tiffany you sank my Battle Ship

by Morgan B... August 5, 2008

Battle Shits

A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...

1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.

2. Farts are included.

3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.

4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.

Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*

Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!

by Nippy August 25, 2005