Walrus Barking

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

Carol Baskin

Crazy old lady that fed her ex husband to tigers.

She needed the money, so she pulled a "Carol Baskin."

by Papaelmo43 March 28, 2020

Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

batting for the other team

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

by elf August 23, 2003

my dogs are barking

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

by APB15 March 31, 2009

bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

by Da Man too June 30, 2008

Bankin' That Bitch

A basketball term used when a phenomenal shot or point is made, coined by rapper Braydog.

Commentator 1: "No way he's gonna make it, only 3 seconds left."

Commentator 2: " (makes shot) Oh!, Bankin' That Bitch!"

by VoidLivesAgain416 January 2, 2012