bate-rape

To masturbate to another person that you've personally met, generally without them knowing.

See that cocktail waitress over there, I'm going to bate-rape her soo bad tonight!

by Joey, Justin, Jeffrey February 19, 2006

batebro

A really good friend that u can just masturbate with often while watching some porn.

Looking for a batebro

by Gayrose July 21, 2019

Wake n bate

To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.

I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.

by AC603 March 31, 2008

Batesy

The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time

Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy

by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018

baferd

A specialist in emergency medicine working with years of experience in the front line of every emergency department, taking care of the sickest patients and delivering critical care the first hours of a hospital stay. Mostly handling more patients at the same time than an ordinary ward doctor sees during a whole shift.

She/he saved three lives today and still got her/his calm, she/he is a real BAFERD!

by DocPhilSweden November 23, 2018

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

wake and bate

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.

Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.

by brownmatthew November 9, 2009