Batfacing

Batfacing is a facial expression of someone who finds something so funny and/or outrageous that they can’t stop laughing. In some cases the person may not even be able to laugh audibly and results in a silent shrugging of the shoulders and accompanied by tears welling up in the eyes.

Joe: “Did you hear the joke David said during class?”
John: “Yeah man, it was so good I was batfacing.”

by Cholohackett March 16, 2022

bat caving

when a boy/girl (usually used for a boy) goes off to a dark room to talk on the phone with thier girlfriend/boyfriend when they are supposed to be hanging out with thier friends.

bobby:"hey, where did joey go?"
mike:"oh hes bat caving up in his room"

by Patrick Gabe August 26, 2005

Batmaning

Batmaning is a form of loving torture. To Batman someone, you must choose a victim you are able to hug or kiss on, preferably a sexual partner. The person doing the Batmaning must get undressed and don a Batman mask or cowl and sneak into bed with the victim. The point is to try to get cuddled up with them and get them all hot and bothered before they realize that you are in fact Batman! Works best with overly serious lovers.

Past tense:

Batman'd

Common variants:

Darth Maul mask = Maul'd

Optimus Prime = Prime'd

David was Batman'd in the shower yesterday.

Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.

Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!

by Damnitsasha March 22, 2010

bat caving

the process of waking somebody up by farting directly in their face while bare assed

At the end of the party when Jon passed out, Mike went bat caving

by ScottieC October 13, 2006

Bat-caving

The act of sitting in ones room or bed completely instilled in darkness much before the time they plan on going to sleep. One who bat-caves often keeps them self occupied with a computer or videogame to play on. Music is not typically listened to by the bat caver and social conversation does not usually take place. It is described by common bat-cavers by relaxing, or "me time" to settle down. Bat caving is usually followed by whacking off and then going to sleep.

Guy 1: Why the fuck is it so dark in your room?
Guy 2: Im bat-caving, chill.
Guy 1: fucking weird-o.

by itchyisraeli October 28, 2012

Batmaning

The act/art of going into a public place dressed as Batman, and acting as if nothing you were doing was unusual.

"Hey you should come with us this week end! We're heading down to Taco Bell to go Batmaning!"

by Chillin' with the moon August 26, 2011

Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.

person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"

by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015