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Joshua Bassett

A really nice guy that gets hated on for little to no reason.

Literally all he did was break up with a girl, Olivia Rodrigo even said it herself “guess you didn’t cheat, but you’re still a traitor”

They dated, they broke up, now everyone hates him.
Person A: Joshua Bassett is such a bitch.

Person B (unproblematic queen): why? Honestly. Give me ONE valid reason.
by Idkwhattonamethisbutok September 29, 2021
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Basset Hound Boobs

Sad, saggy, and downright droopy boobs.
She either needs a new bra or a boob lift because she is suffering from a serious case of 'Basset Hound Boobs.'
by sdp919 December 27, 2011
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batsslet

The best translation for the word batsslet (made famous by a dutch voice over of baywatch "zeebats" by mastermovies) will be 'holidayfuckbuddy'.
Hey Joe, this is my new batsslet!
by Dex van den Bogert October 24, 2008
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joshua bassett

the sexiest american man to ever walk the earth. his smile is to die for and his hair looks like hot noodles
by panda koala June 2, 2021
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first to bassett

When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint.
oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett
by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003
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The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
by scodder April 30, 2010
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Bassetted

When you put yourself in an unnecessary situation or position causing hardship to yourself that you could have easily avoided with the easiest of solutions already known to you, or if you had of just used your head.
Also if someone else puts you in that situation or position
-If someone borrows your diesel truck and fill it up with gasoline to save 20 cents a litre, you have been Bassetted
-If you bring a knife to a gun fight you have Bassetted yourself

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by NZB January 19, 2014
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