Baguetti

Masterbating so furiously with a bagel that it blows apart like spaghetti. Then it is fed to your significant other using semen as a white sauce.

Come over at 5, I’m making baguetti tonight

by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019

Baghetti

Baghetti is a Baguette Filled with Spaghetti. Ketchup and other Condiments are Optional.

"-Did you just put Spaghetti in a Baguette?"
"-Yeah it's called Baghetti, tastes even better with Ketchup, want some?"

by Bob isn't real July 8, 2021

Botghettiment

a stupid, ridiculous, preposterous, ludicrous and pointless event hosted by Science & Technology, the school overflowing with unappealing, unattractive, hideous, ugly, and revolting looking girls (who might be guys). This event is unwillingly supported by students who are forced to work and do innumerable activities outside of school. Also notice the "ghetti" is derived from Speghetti which means there is speghetti served for $5 which tastes identical to 239484230 days old ragu speghetti.

What is this Botghettiment crap?

by GE FOREVER April 23, 2004

baguetting

When u constantly speak french in an online gaming with an international chat. Even when u see that 99.9% from all around the world at least try to speak english. Even when u speak english perfectly. Just to annoy other people.

Also known as "kartoffeling" for Germans

Channel_123
Baguette: "Parlons français, alors personne ne nous comprend"
Chan123Reg: Pls stop baguetting! Baguette Channel is 121!

by HamberderDuck January 10, 2020

Broghetti

A friend who is reaaaally tall and slim. Formed like a Spaghetti.
He may also have a really long and thin cock.

"Hey Tom, do you have any Broghettis?"
"Nah fam, all of my friends are shawtys...but my friend Rob is a real Broghetti!"

by bün November 11, 2022

baguetting

the act of putting a baguette on every table/plate you can until you run out of baguettes (most commonly in a video games)

person A: yo you up for some baguetting later?
person B: oh sorry i ran out of baguettes last week when baguetting with "person c"
person A: you TRAITOR!

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Bassetting

A person with a massive narcissistic personality that bullies people while claiming their victims are attacking them, using resources like frivolous lawsuits against people and entities that attempt to stand up to their bullying.

When she lost the axe throwing league championship to a handicapped man in a wheelchair she started bassetting him by repeatedly calling him a pussy while pointing in his face.

A group stated that they were being bullied and she started bassetting people who accused her of being a bully by filing defamation lawsuits.

by Munch butter April 6, 2023