Air Defense Artillery

1. The ultimate definition of trying to justify one's masculinity by doing overtly ignorant acts in the name of being "hardcore."

We're going to do control point measures that rival Iraq, because we have nothing better to do, because we're Air Defense Artillery, we even have a song, what?!

by jimmyjohn55932 October 1, 2011

Russian Artillery

In Slovic Countries (i.e. ones that speak Russian-derived languages) This is slang for penis. This started in a translation to a viral video, DongCopters, in which Garry Kasparov (Russian Presidential canidate) slew the mighty flying penis and united all of Russia with a picture of his 5.3 inch 'Russian Artillery'. It has been in heavy use ever since.

And if you look to the monitor on your left, you will see our entire arsenal - five point three inches of Russian Artillery! It may be small, but notice the girth!

I saw you go home with Anna yesternight.
Yeah, I slipped her some of the ol' Russian Artillery.

by Ukrainian Ruby November 22, 2011

Liquid Artillery

when you have a massive cumshot

I havent jacked off in 20 years and i had a liquid artillery

by cumshot man July 21, 2009

North-Korean Artillery Strike

The name for something a person shouldn't have done.

Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.

Also see: Justin Bieber

by UberGeit3000 November 26, 2010

brotillery

An extremely monstrous bro with at least 18 inch biceps and a 350 pound bench press.

Little Bro: Hey brotillery! Let me get your bicep workout!

by rock'n sock'em boppers July 24, 2010

Bartgallery

An art gallery that contains a bar. Alternately, a bar that contains an art gallery.

1. "We're going to get a beer and check out an exhibition at the bartgallery down the street. Wanna come?"

2. "I'd go to see John's paintings but I really could use a drink." "It's a bartgallery man, we'll get a drink there, no more excuses."

by Meatsweats May 12, 2011

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011