Barstool Sports

An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.

I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.

by I don't like math February 4, 2018

Barstow Loogie

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!

A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!

by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011

Basty

Bitter + Nasty = Basty

Your comments lead me to believe you’re either uninformed or just plain basty.

by SpitFire4Truth September 19, 2020

barsky

an inappropriate workplace email

the company wide barsky that guy sent out is sure to get him fired

by Jrodious July 11, 2006

Barstow

The city you stop by for food and whizzing when traveling from So. Cal to Vegas. There is a sweet McDonald's there with train cars and a gift shop and the Del Taco there is epic. Pretty much all the people there are people who are traveling to and from Vegas.

We stopped by at Barstow halfway on out trip to vegas I bought McDonalds

by Bacon69warrior August 18, 2009

Luiza Barutyan

If you see this girl in a 100 foot radius hide or put away all electronic devices because she will break it

Luiza barutyan means she will break every electronic like a emp grenade

Valod: Is that Luiza coming
Jiro: Idk ape but I'm hiding putting my phone, vape, and apple watch in my BLACK BMW
Valod: jisht banes asum axpers (good idea brother)

by PituxPeto August 24, 2021

Barstooler

Barstooler : Noun (bar' stool- er)

Sports
1) A person who claims to be a passionate follower of a sports team, even though their active support is confined solely to the TV screen of a public house or bar.
2) A variation on the theme of 'armchair supporter'.
3) Commonly found throughout Ireland, usually associated with certain English and Scottish teams, and almost always in possession of a Sky viewing card.

Barstooling : Verb (bar' stool-een)

1) Partaking in the activity of following your favourite sports team solely from the confines of a pub.

Irish Fan #1: Lets go and watch Bohs vs. Rovers
Irish Fan #2: Naw, no way, I'd rather sit here with a cool beer and be a 'real' fan and watch Manchester United on the telly.
Irish Fan #1: You are such a barstooler

by Jim Bob Doolan August 13, 2010