baroque music

1. The best period of music

1. All others are shit
2. All others are shit
3. All others are shit
4. You will die alone of you listen to anything from the romantic or moder era
5. Only listen to Baroque music, or our lord and savior J.S. Bach will stab your genitalia with an Oboe reed.

by HomoBromo March 2, 2018

Barsless

An adjective to describe someone who lacks bars.

Man, that kid Jack is so barsless.
Right? Everything he says is a miss.

by heatahman69 October 13, 2021

Baroquecore

A genre wich is the result of combining Breakcore, Baroque & Industrial genres with Death Metal influences.

Igorrr's "Baroquecore EP" and "Nostril"

by Sr. Lan Belmont April 13, 2013

get your bars up

Your rap needs work, improve immediately.

son, if you gonna freestyle your battle verse get your bars up first before you come up here with that wack ass bullshit.

by Ronny War April 5, 2010

Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

~~

"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

by LeTigra February 10, 2009

barsism

The act of "diving" (falling down on the pitch pretending being fouled), cheating and influencing the referees to gain advantage in a football match. The name comes from the way of play of FC Barcelona who popularized this behaviour in football when winning a couple of titles thanks to tricking referees.

- "Oh come on, look at them! They're falling down and grabbing their faces in agony when the opposite players barely get close to them!"
- "Yeah, they're on their barsism again."

by Urbaniak February 26, 2013

barquid

Money that is only used for a bar.

Simon: Do you want to go to the bar near the parade? I have some extra barquid, so I can pay.

Mr. Fujimoto: I would rather stay home and play Minecraft. You can keep your barquid.

by sillypenguin321 April 29, 2021